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13.06.2025 03:02

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good.
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Why does my ex boyfriend do this?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
No way
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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